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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 12:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Job openings rise in middle of trade wars, but businesses are slower to hire - MarketWatch

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Rockies Become 1st Team in Modern MLB History to Lose 50 Games Before Winning 10 Games - Bleacher Report

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

No way

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Roman Anthony joining Red Sox on Monday; No. 1 prospect gets call to majors - MassLive

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do women like watching men sucking men?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids